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CATCH AN ELECTRIC EEL AND SPIN IT SO FAST THAT IT RIPS SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!!

– MIZ

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Think you’ve seen the most baller receipt known to man?

Well take a seat because this receipt beats your receipt any day. Here’s a copy of a £203,948.80 bill recently paid off at a Hilton nightclub in Liverpool by 23-year-old self-made trader Alex Hope.

42 rounds of “pussy” shots? We’ll talk about that later.

According to sources, Manchester City footballers Joe Hart and Adam Johnson and Wayne Rooney’s wife Coleen were on hand to help him out.

– MIZ

Here’s a new marketing trick that may seem a little questionable in my opinion.

From Rethink Canada comes a campaign for “hair loss specialists” that aims to shame balding men into self-consciousness.

– MIZ

Well this couldn’t have happened at a better time because I called this like, 10 years ago when I wanted to pop my cat’s head into my peanut butter sandwich.

Check out more bizarre photos uploaded on the “Putting bread on your cat, so that people think you have a walking sandwich” Facebook group.

– MIZ

Look trendy, for cheap. Real cheap.

If you’ve been following trendy beggars since 2010, you would’ve heard of Brother Sharp who was hailed the most handsome and fashionable man on street. No literally, he lived ON the street. It could’ve been those Johnny Depp eyes, or that sad vacant stare and hunger for warm food and shelter.

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But not all is lost! Sharp’s photograph moved millions in the left chest area. Now an overnight sex symbol on the Internet, Sharp is now the subject of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of donations, and even got to star in his very own movie.

With this awesome new fad catching on, who knew being a trendy beggar had its perks.

One year on, China and their random rankings have decided to proclaim Zhou Fei China’s 2012 most fashionable beggar.

Clad in a suit splashed with cologne, Zhou had made himself an online celebrity. So much so he charges a person 1 yuan for taking a picture of him, and 100 yuan for a group shot. Occupation? Professional Beggar.

– MIZ

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or hallucinate on Kelloggs

– MIZ

The most epic pizza commercial you will see today.

– MIZ