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Seems like people just cant get enough of Bacon, they even want to smell like the tasty breakfast treat! Whats next?!

"you smell like bacon"

Here’s a little blurb on how this mouth watering creation came about.

“In our journey to recreate John Fargginay’s legendary elixir, we engaged hundreds of people seeking feedback on what bacon meant to them. Our findings were staggering. Every person who consumed bacon associated some fantastically positive memory to it.”

Video below proves only real men smell like smoked cuts of pork belly.

I like bacon as much as anyone else, but I think I’m going to keep that scent in the kitchen.



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