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Monthly Archives: April 2011

Here’s another reason why you should always read the “fine print” before sticking your finger in machines.

– MIZ

According to a study published in the most recent issue of The New England Journal of Medicine, Armadillos are a source of leprosy infections in humans.

– MIZ

So the Monkeytail Beard happened.

– MIZ

Draw David’s dick, I meant doodle for him.

– MIZ

The most honest children’s book ever written.

And now, an audio read narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

– MIZ

Baerke van der Meij is only 1 and a half years old, but the toddling football prodigy has already signed a contract with Dutch football club Venlose Voetbal Vereniging on the basis of a YouTube video alone (see above).

OK, so it’s just a “symbolic contract,” but still. They’re well impressed with the kid’s good kicking technique, and more importantly football genes via his grandfather, a former professional football player.

He’s only a year and a half old, and he’s already winning at life.

– MIZ

Animator Joaquin Baldwin won over 100 awards in festivals for this particular animation he made, including a job at Disney.

– MIZ