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As if it wasn’t bad enough that Tom Hanks has one son who looks just like him and grew up to be just like him, it turns out he has another who’s a white rapper.

Wigga what?

Yep. That is indeed Tom Hanks’ youngest son, Chet Hanks, who even has a rap name, “Chet Haze” given that “Hanks” isn’t quite gangsta’ enough.

Aw, yeaah, West siiieeeede represent, from Compton to… uh… Malibu, son, ya heard? HOO! HOO!

So, what does a guy named “Chet” rap about, anyway? Why, he raps about attending Northwestern University, of course. Aw yeaaah my ninja, ridin’ dirtaay wit my coxswain hangin out, SKEET SKEET!



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