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THE DAILY LASH

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Behold the new C-B6000 chastity belt for men.

Unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Sin City last week, looks to me like this modern day chastity belt is sort of a medieval torture device for… boners.

Hilariously marketed as “A Married Woman’s Guide to a Happier Relationship,” the makers suggest women can take charge of their sex lives with a dick lockdown that will even prevent their man from greasin’ the ol’ monkey.

More disturbing model options below!


Ah Woodgrain, now your penis can match your new dining room set. While stainless steel may confuse your “tool” with the rest of your handy man tool set, at least the camouflage chastity model helps your dick dodge bullets.

– MIZ

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